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  • Mel Brooks

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Tuesday March 16 , 2010
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Check out the new websites for each newspaper, also browse on over and take a look at our shiney new facebook pages!

   

2010 Holidays

  • New Year's Day (2010), January 1: Department Heads will schedule.
  • Presidents’ Day, February 15: Employees will be given either previous Friday or Monday off.  Some Departments may be closed entirely one day or the other.
  • Memorial Day, May 31: Monday, May 31 - all Departments closed.
  • Independence Day, July 4: Employees will be given either previous Friday or Monday off.  Some Departments may be closed entirely one day or the other.
  • Labor Day, September 6: Monday, September 6 - all Departments closed.
  • Veterans Day, November 11: Floating holiday.
  • Thanksgiving, November 25: Thursday, November 25 - all Departments closed.
  • Christmas, December 25: Friday, December 24 - all Departments closed.

    Read more: 2010 Holidays

   

Did you know?

  • Zebroids: Zonies and Zeedonks to Name a Few 16 Mar 2010 | 1:00 am

    Bred since the 19th century, zebroids are zebra hybrids—crosses between zebras and any other equid, or horse-like animal. Zebroids physically resemble their non-zebra parent but are striped like a zebra, though typically only on a portion of their body. Hybrids are generally named using a combination of the parent animals' names. Thus, a zebra hybrid may be known as a zorse, zebrule, zony, zetland, zebrass, zeedonk, zonkey, zebronkey, zebadonk, zebret, or zebrinny, among others. What is a hebra? Discuss

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